Friday, August 21, 2009

File Under: Duh

This just in: Catholics want Jews to be Catholics.

This also just in: Jews are pissed that Catholics want Jews to be Catholics, and are determined to try to convince Jews to be Catholics, even though there has apparently been an agreement that Catholics who want Jews to be Catholics don't try to convince Jews to be Catholics.

Got that?


Anonymous said...

Well, that goes on my list of things I don't have to worry about!!

Jim said...

I really don't know where to go with a reply. On the one hand I have a funny anecdote about an argument I was recently in with a Christian about the differences between the God of Judaism, Christianity, and Islam. On the other, I so thoroughly hate religion I feel compelled to simply state that and be done with it...

I hate religion.